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3.24.2009

Burger Review 3: Arby's New Roastburger™

Burger Review 3: Arby's New Roastburger™

Due the King's recent mishap with the BK Burgershot™, I decided to think outside the burger box and try something different. What kind of burger could be more different than a burger by not really being a burger at all you ask? Try the Arby's New Roastburger™.


Arby's New Roastburger™ is not a burger at all. It is a roast beef sandwich with a bunch of extra stuff that you usually put on a hamburger. I couldn't see how this could possibly be a burger at all because it doesn't have any ground beef at all, its roast beef which is an entirely different thing. Upon eating the "burger" my hypothesis was proven correct. Arby's New Roastburger™ doesn't taste at all like a burger, but rather like a roast beef sandwich pretending to be a burger. I almost couldn't even finish eating it.

The point I want to make clear is that a hamburger is a hamburger. It has a certain taste, no matter where it is made, because the "meat" had been treated a certain way. Roast beef on the other hand has an entirely different production process and so has a completely different taste. Although they supposedly both coming from beef cattle, they can't really taste the same or, at least, shouldn't try to.

To simplify:
Lettuce, onion, pickle, ketchup, and mustard on a ROAST BEEF sandwich does not a BURGER make.

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