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3.17.2009
Burger Review 2: BK Burger Shot
After a recent controversial win with the Angry Whopper, the King has come out with its newest attempt at subjugating all burgerdom. The BK Burger Shot, as advertised, is a small hamburger.
I know what you're saying: "You mean like White Castle?"
The answer would be that yes, it is seemingly exactly like the world famous White Castle Slider, except for the fact the the BK Burger Shot is stupid. The first large difference is that the BK Burger Shot(s) that I ordered were not lovingly crafted on a steam grill with onions. My BK Burger Shots looked like they were made in a printer, the buns too, and then not separated on the perforated lines. I was served a sheet of bun, a sheet of roundish meat product, some stratregically placed pickles, mustard/ketchup spots, and another sheet of bun. I'm serious when I say that the esteemed burger engineers failed to follow the directions and assembled this product incorrectly, as if it were written at IKEA.
I'm willing to give the King the benefit of the doubt, but after this clear miss, The BK Burger Shot will definitely not make it very far. It tasted horrible and looked even worse. As a burger enthusiast, I do not like to separate my tiny hamburgers from each other before I can eat them. Maybe the BK in the BK Burger Shot stands for BUNCHA KRAP!!!
Advice: If you want small burgers, go to White Castle, not BK!
Labels: bad, Burger, Burger King, Review
1.20.2009
Burger Review
Here is my Review:
First, its important to note that I couldn't make a solid review after eating just one Angry Whopper. To get a real feel for it, I had to have two within 3 days. The day in between was to let me pallette relax so that I could approach the Angry Whopper again with an open mind. I then waited another day before writing a review so that I could clear my thoughts and write without bias.
After thorough consideration it is my opinion that the Angry Whopper definitely lives up to its name. It was definitely Angry! In addition, that horrible mistreatment of the onion has resulted in a true masterpiece, the ANGRY ONION!
Some might say that the ANGRY ONION gets lost in the mix of jalapeno, peppar jack cheese, bacon, burger, and Angry Sauce, but that probably has to do with not being prepared for a such a sophisticated approach to burger construction. The multi-layered formula creates a perfect mix of Angriness. The King seems to have gotten it just right with this one. I can almost see him in the lab carefully experimenting with different ratios of Angry to Burger as I bite into this overwhelming success. The King's care and effort definitely pays off in what I can only call one of the best, and most Angry, burgers that I have ever had the pleasure to ingest.
I'm not overexagerating here either. It was great! But there are a few things that might keep the weak at heart away from the Angry Whopper. First, I did experience some heartburn after my first endeavor into Angriness. It could have come from being truly ready to eat those ANGRY ONIONs, but it could also have been due to slight hungoverness. Regardless, the heartburn didn't return on my second attempt. This leads me to believe that the Angry Whopper is just one of those things that if you don't dig on your first try, will benefit from subsequent meals. If after a few eats, you still don't dig what The King is all about with this new release, then you'll probably never get it. I for one am a fan and will recommend this supeme Angry Whopper to anyone I meat.
First, its important to note that I couldn't make a solid review after eating just one Angry Whopper. To get a real feel for it, I had to have two within 3 days. The day in between was to let me pallette relax so that I could approach the Angry Whopper again with an open mind. I then waited another day before writing a review so that I could clear my thoughts and write without bias.
After thorough consideration it is my opinion that the Angry Whopper definitely lives up to its name. It was definitely Angry! In addition, that horrible mistreatment of the onion has resulted in a true masterpiece, the ANGRY ONION!
Some might say that the ANGRY ONION gets lost in the mix of jalapeno, peppar jack cheese, bacon, burger, and Angry Sauce, but that probably has to do with not being prepared for a such a sophisticated approach to burger construction. The multi-layered formula creates a perfect mix of Angriness. The King seems to have gotten it just right with this one. I can almost see him in the lab carefully experimenting with different ratios of Angry to Burger as I bite into this overwhelming success. The King's care and effort definitely pays off in what I can only call one of the best, and most Angry, burgers that I have ever had the pleasure to ingest.
I'm not overexagerating here either. It was great! But there are a few things that might keep the weak at heart away from the Angry Whopper. First, I did experience some heartburn after my first endeavor into Angriness. It could have come from being truly ready to eat those ANGRY ONIONs, but it could also have been due to slight hungoverness. Regardless, the heartburn didn't return on my second attempt. This leads me to believe that the Angry Whopper is just one of those things that if you don't dig on your first try, will benefit from subsequent meals. If after a few eats, you still don't dig what The King is all about with this new release, then you'll probably never get it. I for one am a fan and will recommend this supeme Angry Whopper to anyone I meat.
Labels: Angry, Angry Whopper, Burger, Burger King, Onions, Review
